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EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm, #123368
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm, #121121
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am, #121119
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am, #121113
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am, #121110
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am, #121096
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


BRAVERY -


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am, #232582
A very special image!


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am, #242419
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm, #213627
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm, #213562
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am, #176069
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #176052
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm, #176017
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm, #176010
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm, #176009
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm, #176006
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm, #176003
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.


TAGS: knowledge is power
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by elixiri

mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:43 pm, #225591
this is cool


LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242533
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm, #242532
RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm, #242531
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am, #242521
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm, #242514
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am, #239002
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am, #149101
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm, #234421
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am, #234403
Thanks, made me laugh.


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm, #240068
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm, #234946
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm, #234934
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


elemenopee -


TAGS: now i know my abc s
Rating: 4.89/5

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Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:30 pm, #257112
Mnemonics. The theory in practice.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm, #163164
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm, #161760
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm, #160808
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm, #160763
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm, #160750
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm, #160740
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


WWAD -


TAGS: ackbar knows
Rating: 4.71/5

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MrDamage - March 10, 2013, 6:04 am, #244171
She's dead wrong. Those most certainly ARE the bre***s I'm looking for :)
axe11154 - October 22, 2012, 9:56 am, #240098
ITS A TRAP!!!
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:10 pm, #209572
That comment made my day Admiral!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:37 pm, #209390

lolz
AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 1:31 pm, #209278
my eyes cannot repel bre***s of that magnitude! It's a fap!
Anonymous2 - January 6, 2011, 12:38 pm, #209274
Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.


KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.


TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.13/5

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Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am, #236274
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am, #236273
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm, #201653
He is just with him for his mind


A CHRISTMAS STORY -


TAGS: the aclu knows
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shadow87 - December 21, 2011, 8:45 am, #226782
:') Well, that made my day... 5L's to u b0N3
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:44 am, #222558
p.s: he said to the little angel.. stick in it your a**.. and that's why it is on the top of the tree lal.. me so obvious O.O
Reality Lord - December 19, 2010, 8:49 am, #207512

awesome bone!
Shottyz - December 19, 2010, 7:14 am, #207502
Agreed, I laughed so hard I just about started crying. 5L
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 10:16 am, #207443
The kind of story that brings a tear to your eye. 5L


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm, #112837
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm, #112835
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm, #90982
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am, #174713
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am, #174698
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am, #174694
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am, #174693
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm, #174007
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm, #172567
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


TRIVIA CONTEST -


TAGS: how was i to know
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:38 pm, #190154
LOL


CATNIP -




SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm, #224231
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am, #224150
In5pired


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm, #226619
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm, #225840
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am, #225826
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


PROCTOLOGIST -


TAGS: knows you inside out owl
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:19 pm, #222115
You're "warmly" welcome!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:09 am, #222106
Spit out coffee through my nose. So 5fingers in you.


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




COME ON -




RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.


TAGS: heyyyyy you ***y you know
Rating: 3.42/5

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grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm, #225798
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm, #190868
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm, #190860
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or g**s....


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm, #137007
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am, #136922
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


INSIGNIFICANT -




HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




GET LOST -


TAGS: my stalker knows
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:58 pm, #237901

Haar, we have greatly missed you and your contributions.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 7:04 pm, #237871
Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.
Reality Lord - July 29, 2012, 6:58 pm, #237870

welcome back haark. real real nice seeing you again.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:47 am, #237839
I was all like "meh" until I saw the tags. Most excellent.


A SEA OF QUESTIONS -


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm, #231797
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm, #231787

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am, #231776
lol
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am, #231771
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am, #231757
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm, #231747
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm, #231744
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

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Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm, #223377
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm, #223367
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am, #223363

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am, #223357
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.


TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am, #235921
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am, #235874
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the me***hor!


A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .


TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm, #235653
Awesome 5Ls


THE WISDOM OF HELEN -




TALK TO THE HAND -




CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am, #153678
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am, #153662
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm, #153579
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm, #153566
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm, #153527
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm, #153525
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy


TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Chef

emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am, #175220
i dont trust gandalf either


SQUARE FISH -


TAGS: so now you know
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BuZZbomb - April 11, 2009, 8:02 pm, #72340
HEY! That Square Fish stole my pants!


JOLLY OLD ELF -




THE UNKNOWN - The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.




A LITTLE QUIZ -


TAGS: i think i know the heisman winners
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - May 20, 2010, 2:53 pm, #176908
thanks ... and Aggy, got an ex-wife who might have a point of reb***al on that
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:24 pm, #176785
Airman always knows just what to say. 5L
Iconoclast - May 19, 2010, 10:49 pm, #176779
Now THAT is a great poster with a great message. I am sending it to some of my teacher friends. 5L
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:14 pm, #176762
It should be noted that this poster made Zealot feel empty on the inside.


A REAL FRIEND -




SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm, #153578
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm, #148609
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm, #148533
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


TRUST -




A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -


TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am, #152741
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm, #152652
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm, #152624
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




INNOCENCE... -


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm, #232602
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are ph**o-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm, #232600
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


LEMMINGS -


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am, #244168
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am, #244167
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm, #202817
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm, #202141

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm, #202139
Actually, they be geese. 5


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am, #220910
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am, #220908
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm, #166332
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm, #166206
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm, #166205
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm, #166204
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm, #166162
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm, #166140
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm, #166138
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am, #166137
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am, #166097
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


MORGAN FREEMAN -


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm, #236919
Every single time!!!!!


MICKEY MOUSE -




YOUR ROLE -




DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?




MORTALITY -


TAGS: life walk fog path destination unknown
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:23 pm, #237663
Thanks guys.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 6:12 pm, #237641
five'd & fav'd
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:38 am, #237625
Brilliant. Another 5L for you, doggy.


Conference room tactics -


TAGS: know the enemy
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:36 am, #248546
Mock all ya want...anything tastes great with 5L of sugar coating it!
Greeny - August 10, 2013, 4:52 pm, #248533
They're great with Mayo, but not so great with Gravy... just ask Moo+


I'm Not Finished Yet -


TAGS: success child super hero knowledge
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - May 4, 2014, 1:54 pm, #254641
indeed


Criticism -


TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am, #249170
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.


DID YOU KNOW -


TAGS: did you know trivia sneezing god bless you jesus christ
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

RetiredUSNChief - August 18, 2013, 6:22 pm, #248799
Actually, it means "health". The single word expression is a wish for good health upon the recipient. :)
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:44 am, #248731
3 out of 10. In California a lot of people don't know what "gesundheit" means, so it makes for some interesting post-sneeze chat...
ipaprime - August 16, 2013, 8:07 am, #248728
did you know that it means "God hold you tight"
falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 7:49 am, #248727
Make that 2 out of 10, herr Cannabal.
Cannabal - August 16, 2013, 12:58 am, #248724
Ich bin ein Berliner!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:10 am, #248718
Verwenden Sie deutsch? Das ist gut!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am, #248717
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am, #248716
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:00 am, #248715
It was my reaction when I saw this ph**o, lol. Glad you like.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:11 pm, #248700
This agnostic says ‘WTF?’ but it doesn’t sound quite like ‘double-u-tee-eff’…sounds more like ‘what the phukk’
Cannabal - August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm, #248698
I must be the 1 out 10, because I say "gesundheit."
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:53 pm, #248697

'Oh, Sweet Lord, make him stop!' 5 (from several yards away), Ls.


OPTIMISM -




DONT KNOW KARATE -




FRENCH NAVAL ENSIGN - white cross on white background


TAGS: well known for their bravery
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:37 am, #168819
ok, naval ensign seems to be the right word. searched for a translation of 'Kriegsstandarte' (flag which only is used at war - can't even describe it very well...)
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:49 am, #168814
5 *Giggles*.


EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.




AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.


TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

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MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm, #129329
Absolute Crap


World of Warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm, #67720
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm, #67685
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am, #30994
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked


OH GIRLS... -


TAGS: you know what they say
Rating: 2.25/5

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Bone - July 1, 2009, 6:27 am, #92019
Thank god...for a moment there I thought that you had, well nevermind.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 2:27 am, #92008
Sorry ... too lazy there for a moment to sign back in.
Sean. - July 1, 2009, 2:23 am, #92007
Uhhmmmm, yeah. Bone-honey ... if dat shoe fits, the girl won't ... if yous knows wot I mean. And you'll probably feel faint every time you ... oh, nevermind.


No Mo Mocha -


TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm, #259156
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am, #259126
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm, #259112
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am, #259095
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm, #259079
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am, #259076
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!


If I had ever been here before -




HISTORY'S LESSONS -


TAGS: wisdom path knowledge learning
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:16 pm, #197884

Deep thoughts by Agdaniele


MY OWN TERMS -


TAGS: don t know the truth calendar
Rating: 4.7/5

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caveman - April 21, 2012, 2:41 am, #233625
I completely know what you are saying jack, the idea of this poster was exactly that, convey the exact opposite of what is the reality. Confusing, yes i know
jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:08 am, #233619
SOUNDS LIKE A COP OUT TO ME.. DIEING TO BE A HERO... MOST OF THOSE MEN AND WOMEN DO IT CAUSE THEY LOVE HELPING PEOPLE OR T=LOVE THERE JOB.. NOT BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE GLORY... DOESNT BELONG HERE. TO MOTO
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:52 am, #233533

sounds like the pledge to fatherhood :)


KNOWLEDGE - Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle from the pool of stupity.


TAGS: knowledge fountain
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 2:30 pm, #174360
That caption is hilarious. =)
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:27 am, #174330
While others have a silly straw for two!


11 NOVEMBER 1918 - "The war that will end war" Ended !


TAGS: ww i armistice flandersfields unknownsoldier
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:35 am, #202343
I guess that's what he wanted to say. 5 depressed warriors
Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 10:56 pm, #202300
Only thing is....it didn't.


THE SHIP -




MY DISCIPLES - to those who wish to learn great knowledge will be gibbon.


TAGS: gibbon knowledge deciples
Rating: 4.22/5

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PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:46 am, #174873
5 L (I don't want to anger the monkey god)


VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

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drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am, #244886
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm, #176317
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am, #176311
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am, #176308
You must be an engineer.


INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....




FAILURE -


TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am, #161673
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am, #161672
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am, #161671
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am, #161670
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am, #161668
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am, #161667
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm, #161648
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm, #161646
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm, #161644
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161643
lol Bart. Im just disturbing ****. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161642
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm, #161641
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm, #161640
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161639
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161638
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm, #161637
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm, #161636
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm, #161634
ya, team martin kicked a**!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm, #161633
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm, #161632
Curling is the **** though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm, #161631
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm, #161630
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm, #161629
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm, #161626
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm, #161625
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm, #161624
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm, #161623
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm, #161571
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm, #161566
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: comma deleted happy know conceited dogsbody
Rating: 3.33/5

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stormXIII - August 4, 2011, 9:23 pm, #222460
he he, a misunderstood poster I think (at least I'm not the only one living it)


PUBLIC RELATIONS -


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am, #147980
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am, #147976
He's got one helluva PR man!


SEEING YOURSELF -




UNCLE BEN - The Pensacola Apache Has A Favorite TV Chair




Remembrance -


TAGS: veteran ww2 honours unknown soldier
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 12, 2013, 7:29 am, #250952
Thanks For Understanding,mao.
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:53 pm, #250947
Love it when a string of good posters come together. This is one of ‘em.
Silverheart - November 11, 2013, 8:22 pm, #250942
That's any touch screen, including tablets, for me
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:36 pm, #250935
My ipad is hard to type. On
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:33 pm, #250934
Mistake sorry.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm, #250933
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm, #250932
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm, #250931
welll said 5L


my mom is texting me -


TAGS: young generation unknown words
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:36 pm, #250379
My 30 year old son is confused by a phone dial. Something happened while we weren't looking.
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 8:03 am, #250351
Heh, my eight year old grandson and I were watching an old movie (Double Indemnity) when Fred MacMurray ‘dialed’ a call. My grandson said ‘what’s he doin’ with that phone?’…. good’n here little chicken


IS IT TRUE? -


TAGS: koala mystery i don t wanna know iceman
Rating: 5/5

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hootizz - February 20, 2011, 4:58 pm, #212775
Yes.., and so do the farts of the Crocodiles that live under the eucalyptus trees that the Koalas live in......., think about it...


heard what happ--- -




enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm, #249380
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm, #249378

Love the colors!~5Ls


When I Die -


TAGS: you know what to do
Rating: 4.95/5

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Rick69 - June 26, 2013, 7:03 pm, #247024
I'd have sent an email of complaint... But they've probably already read through my drafts...
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 11:50 pm, #247005
You can't erase your data buddy, NSA had it before you put it in your computer.
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 7:54 pm, #246997

Some things are just worth doing for free, you know?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:49 pm, #246992

do we have to wait?


you are not the moon kissing the black sky -


TAGS: source unknown love depression
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 5:29 pm, #253434
Some people were never taught or allowed to love themselves. Sometimes letting go is scarier than many would think... selfish 5L bastards ;D But a good friend helps more than one can know.


REFUGE, A DEMOTIVATION OF WORRIES -


TAGS: i know a place
Rating: 4.85/5

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BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:32 pm, #246717
Beautiful 5tuff, poster and comments.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:10 pm, #244927
The void, the bottomless abyss of pursuing elusive things with money, instead of applying one’s own hands to the tangible, of which remains so untouched these days.
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 11:14 am, #244923
I like to think it's also like what Sheryl Crow said "It's not having what you want, It's wanting what you've got"
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 5:36 am, #244920
I like what you say, you have some really good points there :-)
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:58 am, #244918
The musician creates a song. The poet creates prose. The scientist makes discoveries. Joe average slogs to work, making a living. But building a simple cabin has a romance about it that beckons the soul.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:57 am, #244917
And that something is a cozy structure like these. The value is not monetary, but a form of fulfillment of one’s innermost being. I know. My latest cabin is the second from last.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:57 am, #244916
Cloud, you seem to be of a spiritual nature, so you may already know that very few deeds mark one’s existence better than creating something.
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2013, 11:54 pm, #244915
I'd love to have a home like the 5th one down right here in Sakonige Tsuksvsdv (blue smoke/mist a.k.a. Great Smokies)
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 1:15 pm, #244903
A jealous Greeny??? Sheeeit, my work is effing done! (note to self: this sobriety thing seems to be somewhat under rated)
Greeny - April 6, 2013, 1:06 pm, #244902
Magnificence begets jealou5y


AND YET SOME CLEANING LADIES - Don't know what this means.




IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT -




DESPAIR -


TAGS: dirty websense unknown loss why
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - March 31, 2011, 12:48 am, #215549
Thanks, SD!
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:46 pm, #215524
Nicely done 5150ML.


BONE CD -


TAGS: bone knows and bone dont care
Rating: 4.5/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:15 am, #180158
You know me too well GS


THE BOOK OF LIFE - Has half-filled pages With no punctuations whatsoever And is filled with unanswered questions




SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat




KNOWLEDGE - Those of you who think You know everything, Annoy those who do.


TAGS: knowledge demotivation
Rating: 4/5

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5butjam - June 7, 2010, 6:36 pm, #179419
I feel entitled to make this poster on account of me figuring out time travel after my maths exam. It's nowhere near as amazing as you'd think...
pieman - June 7, 2010, 5:21 pm, #179417
Ummm. I think that tastes like a little humble pie. Nom nom nom. 5L.


SHES THE MAN -




CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.




MARE - Some days they too don't know what to do with their hair.




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