Over 99691

Know Demotivational Poster


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.

THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind

IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.

TAGS: knowledge is power
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by elixiri

mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:43 pm
this is cool


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm
RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)

SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing

TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

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sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.

PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.

TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!

elemenopee -

TAGS: now i know my abc s
Rating: 4.89/5

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Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:30 pm
Mnemonics. The theory in practice.


TAGS: ackbar knows
Rating: 4.71/5

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MrDamage - March 10, 2013, 6:04 am
She's dead wrong. Those most certainly ARE the bre***s I'm looking for :)
axe11154 - October 22, 2012, 9:56 am
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:10 pm
That comment made my day Admiral!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:37 pm

AdmiralAckbar - January 6, 2011, 1:31 pm
my eyes cannot repel bre***s of that magnitude! It's a fap!
Anonymous2 - January 6, 2011, 12:38 pm
Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.

KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.

TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad



TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


TAGS: the aclu knows
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shadow87 - December 21, 2011, 8:45 am
:') Well, that made my day... 5L's to u b0N3
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:44 am
p.s: he said to the little angel.. stick in it your a**.. and that's why it is on the top of the tree lal.. me so obvious O.O
Reality Lord - December 19, 2010, 8:49 am

awesome bone!
Shottyz - December 19, 2010, 7:14 am
Agreed, I laughed so hard I just about started crying. 5L
ICEMAN - December 18, 2010, 10:16 am
The kind of story that brings a tear to your eye. 5L


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful

PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.

TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


TAGS: how was i to know
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:38 pm



TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


TAGS: knows you inside out owl
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:19 pm
You're "warmly" welcome!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:09 am
Spit out coffee through my nose. So 5fingers in you.



RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.

TAGS: heyyyyy you ***y you know
Rating: 3.42/5

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grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or g**s....

OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.


TAGS: my stalker knows
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:58 pm

Haar, we have greatly missed you and your contributions.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.
Reality Lord - July 29, 2012, 6:58 pm

welcome back haark. real real nice seeing you again.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:47 am
I was all like "meh" until I saw the tags. Most excellent.


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!

VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

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drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am
You must be an engineer.

WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy

TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

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emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either

TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...

TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

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Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.

LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.

TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the me***hor!

A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .

TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls




TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


TAGS: so now you know
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BuZZbomb - April 11, 2009, 8:02 pm
HEY! That Square Fish stole my pants!


THE UNKNOWN - The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.


TAGS: i think i know the heisman winners
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - May 20, 2010, 2:53 pm
thanks ... and Aggy, got an ex-wife who might have a point of reb***al on that
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:24 pm
Airman always knows just what to say. 5L
Iconoclast - May 19, 2010, 10:49 pm
Now THAT is a great poster with a great message. I am sending it to some of my teacher friends. 5L
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
It should be noted that this poster made Zealot feel empty on the inside.



TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!



TAGS: who knows maybe it s all just that
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 14, 2010, 12:18 am
A tempest in a teacup? Almost...but 5/5
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
...a storm in a spirit glass?
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
I like this...."5, and make that with rocks, please"

PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are ph**o-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!



DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?


TAGS: life walk fog path destination unknown
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:23 pm
Thanks guys.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 6:12 pm
five'd & fav'd
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:38 am
Brilliant. Another 5L for you, doggy.

Conference room tactics -

TAGS: know the enemy
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:36 am
Mock all ya want...anything tastes great with 5L of sugar coating it!
Greeny - August 10, 2013, 4:52 pm
They're great with Mayo, but not so great with Gravy... just ask Moo+

I'm Not Finished Yet -

TAGS: success child super hero knowledge
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sho - May 4, 2014, 1:54 pm

Criticism -

TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.


TAGS: did you know trivia sneezing god bless you jesus christ
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - August 18, 2013, 6:22 pm
Actually, it means "health". The single word expression is a wish for good health upon the recipient. :)
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:44 am
3 out of 10. In California a lot of people don't know what "gesundheit" means, so it makes for some interesting post-sneeze chat...
ipaprime - August 16, 2013, 8:07 am
did you know that it means "God hold you tight"
falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 7:49 am
Make that 2 out of 10, herr Cannabal.
Cannabal - August 16, 2013, 12:58 am
Ich bin ein Berliner!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:10 am
Verwenden Sie deutsch? Das ist gut!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:00 am
It was my reaction when I saw this ph**o, lol. Glad you like.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:11 pm
This agnostic says ‘WTF?’ but it doesn’t sound quite like ‘double-u-tee-eff’…sounds more like ‘what the phukk’
Cannabal - August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm
I must be the 1 out 10, because I say "gesundheit."
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:53 pm

'Oh, Sweet Lord, make him stop!' 5 (from several yards away), Ls.



FRENCH NAVAL ENSIGN - white cross on white background

TAGS: well known for their bravery
Rating: 3.92/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:37 am
ok, naval ensign seems to be the right word. searched for a translation of 'Kriegsstandarte' (flag which only is used at war - can't even describe it very well...)
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:49 am
5 *Giggles*.

EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.

AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.

TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

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MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Absolute Crap

World of Warcraft -

TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked


TAGS: you know what they say
Rating: 2.25/5

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Bone - July 1, 2009, 6:27 am
Thank god...for a moment there I thought that you had, well nevermind.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 2:27 am
Sorry ... too lazy there for a moment to sign back in.
Sean. - July 1, 2009, 2:23 am
Uhhmmmm, yeah. Bone-honey ... if dat shoe fits, the girl won't ... if yous knows wot I mean. And you'll probably feel faint every time you ... oh, nevermind.

No Mo Mocha -

TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!

If I had ever been here before -


TAGS: wisdom path knowledge learning
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:16 pm

Deep thoughts by Agdaniele


TAGS: don t know the truth calendar
Rating: 4.7/5

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caveman - April 21, 2012, 2:41 am
I completely know what you are saying jack, the idea of this poster was exactly that, convey the exact opposite of what is the reality. Confusing, yes i know
jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:08 am
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:52 am

sounds like the pledge to fatherhood :)

KNOWLEDGE - Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle from the pool of stupity.

TAGS: knowledge fountain
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 2:30 pm
That caption is hilarious. =)
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:27 am
While others have a silly straw for two!

11 NOVEMBER 1918 - "The war that will end war" Ended !

TAGS: ww i armistice flandersfields unknownsoldier
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:35 am
I guess that's what he wanted to say. 5 depressed warriors
Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Only thing is....it didn't.


MY DISCIPLES - to those who wish to learn great knowledge will be gibbon.

TAGS: gibbon knowledge deciples
Rating: 4.22/5

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PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:46 am
5 L (I don't want to anger the monkey god)

INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....


TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
lol Bart. Im just disturbing ****. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm
ya, team martin kicked a**!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm
Curling is the **** though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!


TAGS: comma deleted happy know conceited dogsbody
Rating: 3.33/5

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stormXIII - August 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
he he, a misunderstood poster I think (at least I'm not the only one living it)


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


UNCLE BEN - The Pensacola Apache Has A Favorite TV Chair

Remembrance -

TAGS: veteran ww2 honours unknown soldier
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 12, 2013, 7:29 am
Thanks For Understanding,mao.
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:53 pm
Love it when a string of good posters come together. This is one of ‘em.
Silverheart - November 11, 2013, 8:22 pm
That's any touch screen, including tablets, for me
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:36 pm
My ipad is hard to type. On
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:33 pm
Mistake sorry.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L

my mom is texting me -

TAGS: young generation unknown words
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:36 pm
My 30 year old son is confused by a phone dial. Something happened while we weren't looking.
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 8:03 am
Heh, my eight year old grandson and I were watching an old movie (Double Indemnity) when Fred MacMurray ‘dialed’ a call. My grandson said ‘what’s he doin’ with that phone?’…. good’n here little chicken


TAGS: koala mystery i don t wanna know iceman
Rating: 5/5

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hootizz - February 20, 2011, 4:58 pm
Yes.., and so do the farts of the Crocodiles that live under the eucalyptus trees that the Koalas live in......., think about it...

heard what happ--- -

enough is enough -

TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls

When I Die -

TAGS: you know what to do
Rating: 4.95/5

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Rick69 - June 26, 2013, 7:03 pm
I'd have sent an email of complaint... But they've probably already read through my drafts...
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 11:50 pm
You can't erase your data buddy, NSA had it before you put it in your computer.
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 7:54 pm

Some things are just worth doing for free, you know?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:49 pm

do we have to wait?

you are not the moon kissing the black sky -

TAGS: source unknown love depression
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 5:29 pm
Some people were never taught or allowed to love themselves. Sometimes letting go is scarier than many would think... selfish 5L bastards ;D But a good friend helps more than one can know.


TAGS: i know a place
Rating: 4.85/5

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BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:32 pm
Beautiful 5tuff, poster and comments.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:10 pm
The void, the bottomless abyss of pursuing elusive things with money, instead of applying one’s own hands to the tangible, of which remains so untouched these days.
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 11:14 am
I like to think it's also like what Sheryl Crow said "It's not having what you want, It's wanting what you've got"
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 5:36 am
I like what you say, you have some really good points there :-)
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:58 am
The musician creates a song. The poet creates prose. The scientist makes discoveries. Joe average slogs to work, making a living. But building a simple cabin has a romance about it that beckons the soul.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:57 am
And that something is a cozy structure like these. The value is not monetary, but a form of fulfillment of one’s innermost being. I know. My latest cabin is the second from last.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:57 am
Cloud, you seem to be of a spiritual nature, so you may already know that very few deeds mark one’s existence better than creating something.
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2013, 11:54 pm
I'd love to have a home like the 5th one down right here in Sakonige Tsuksvsdv (blue smoke/mist a.k.a. Great Smokies)
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 1:15 pm
A jealous Greeny??? Sheeeit, my work is effing done! (note to self: this sobriety thing seems to be somewhat under rated)
Greeny - April 6, 2013, 1:06 pm
Magnificence begets jealou5y

AND YET SOME CLEANING LADIES - Don't know what this means.



TAGS: dirty websense unknown loss why
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - March 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Thanks, SD!
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:46 pm
Nicely done 5150ML.


TAGS: bone knows and bone dont care
Rating: 4.5/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:15 am
You know me too well GS

THE BOOK OF LIFE - Has half-filled pages With no punctuations whatsoever And is filled with unanswered questions


SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat

KNOWLEDGE - Those of you who think You know everything, Annoy those who do.

TAGS: knowledge demotivation
Rating: 4/5

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5butjam - June 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
I feel entitled to make this poster on account of me figuring out time travel after my maths exam. It's nowhere near as amazing as you'd think...
pieman - June 7, 2010, 5:21 pm
Ummm. I think that tastes like a little humble pie. Nom nom nom. 5L.

CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.

MARE - Some days they too don't know what to do with their hair.